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If you've ever searched for funny Belfast t-shirts or dark humour clothing in the UK, chances are you landed in a sea of try-hard nonsense and slogans that sound like they were written by a marketing intern on a sugar crash. That’s...
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Right, listen. This isn’t just a t-shirt. It’s a statement. It’s a warning. It’s a wee slice of Belfast wrapped in cotton and sarcasm. And if that offends ye, good – you probably weren’t our target anyway. Belfast Banter, Bold...
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What You’re About to Hear This isn’t a safe conversation. It’s an honest one. In Episode 1 of Belfast’s Best Bapcast, I take a scalpel — not a sponge — to the current narrative around transgender ideology. Specifically: The...
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Forget socks, aftershave, and boring birthday cards. If you really want to surprise someone, give them something they’ll never forget — their own personalised Belfast banger. With Bapman’s Belfast Bests, you can order a custom track for just £30, written...
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Birthdays get boring quick, socks, candles, vouchers. Snooze. If you really want your mate, partner, or sibling to remember their big day, give them something that’ll have the whole party howling: a custom Belfast tune written just for them. With...
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