Wear your words, ya weapon: why Belfast Tees more than a T-shirt

Right, listen. This isn’t just a t-shirt. It’s a statement. It’s a warning. It’s a wee slice of Belfast wrapped in cotton and sarcasm. And if that offends ye, good – you probably weren’t our target anyway.

Belfast Banter, Bold Prints, and Zero F*cks Given

We don’t do beige. We don’t do polite. We do bold, we do cheeky, and we do it better than yer cousin who ‘designs’ clothes on Canva.

From local slang that only yer granda understands, to statements that’ll get you barred from the family WhatsApp, Belfast Tees is where fashion meets “catch yerself on.”

Designed in Belfast. Worn by Legends (And Absolute Gobshites Alike)

You don’t need abs or a six-figure job to wear our gear. You just need a personality and a solid set of shoulders to carry the attitude. Whether you’re repping “Aye, Dead On”, “Yer Ma Loves It”, or the classic “Thon’s a Melt”, you’re part of something bigger: a city that roasts you to your face but would fight a bear for you.

Why Blend In When You Can Piss People Off?

Fashion’s full of influencers wearing beige cardigans and fake smiles. We’d rather be that awkward cousin at the wedding who shows up in a “F**k The System” hoodie and ends up leading the conga line.

So if you’re looking for safe, subtle, and respectable… jog on.

Don’t Just Wear Clothes. Start Arguments.

We’re not here to dress you nice. We’re here to make people stare, snigger, or storm off in a huff. Every hoodie and tee is a middle finger in cotton form.